This is what I got.
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Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Religion (60%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Computer Games (80%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Hippyism (68%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.
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Hey, I just recocnise a lot of logos!
- DH