[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
[yes, I am unfortunately a Pokemon fan. You can make fun of me if you like.]

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
[Nope; don't agree; I just recognised a lot of fast-food logos]

BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
[what?]

Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
[Erm, no.]

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
[Again; I just recognised a lot of logos; I don't usually go for brand names]

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
[I'm not particularly big on such a thing. I do recycle, but I'm not obsessed with it]

Viruses you might suffer from:

Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
[Nope; atheist. I just recognised lots of religious symbols]

British (60%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
[Yes! I'm British to the core and bloody proud of it too]

Sci-fi (60%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
[The only symbol I recognised as Sci-Fi was the Star Trek logo. I like watching ST when I'm bored, but not otherwise]

Politics (95%)
Stop caring!
[I don't]

Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
[No! No fresh air! Must...keep...playing...WipEout... nooooo! No sunlight! Mummeeee!]

Hippyism (65%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
[Not a hippy]