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Who the hell bites jelly babies in half? They're tiny. Might as well bite lentils in half. Just shove them in your gob and eat them, you weirdoes.
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This. Biting the heads off something delicious and tiny is needlessly meticulous. I don't even eat one at a time.
Also, who cares what they're shaped like? I, personally, would love to eat an actual baby if there weren't so many goddamned ethical barriers.
Stupid society.