It's all because of this fucking SOPA thing that I've only heard of just now. Real fuckin' inconvenient. Fuckin' hippies and their whining, interrupting my shows and internets and whatnot. I bet that if the grubberments actually does shut shit down, it'll be them damn ol' hippies fault, too.
Well I got them beat. I already castrated myself for this occasion. HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCK, BUT AT LEAST I SHOWED THEM HIPPIES.
Seriously, though, good on 'em. I'd participate, but from what I gather historically, "blacking myself out" would only be misconstrued as an offensive jab at a painful point in their history.
I will never stop, Nate. I love you too much.
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