Crash the Late show with letterman and tell him how he has lost his roots, become too egocentric, and shied away from the madcap antics i used to know and love. Then I would crash Jay leno's Show, tell him how he jaded letterman by robbing him of his after carson throne all while playing a tape over the loudspeakers with patriotic choir music booming. I would toss a big bag of weed to Kevin Eubanks and tell him that it is god's command that he should smoke it, beat leno's ass to smithereens, and scream that Conan should be on earlier into a big bull horn pointed at a ike. My voice would creshendo and i'd finish with this line "Dear lord Jesyus I have been your late night prophet! Bring me to heaven if thine has spoken the truth through me!!!" That would give CBS and NBC some food for thought! also, watching a totally blunted Eubanks and the news tomorrow in heaven would be priceless. Oh, and did i mention that for a fw minutes no one would talk about the terrorism threat! Don't tell me you wouldn't appreciate that!
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