I'd see how many things I could be remembered for...
0830 - Break Land Speed Record
0800-1400 - Break the World Record for the longest time taken to eat a bowl of cornflakes.
1400 - Build a castle from those little cubes of jelly.
1500 - Get obscenely fat.
1600 - Get ridiculously thin.
1700 - Write my will. Everything goes to whoever the first person to climb Mt Everest on slilts is.
1800 - Go and kill someone. Someone nasty. Get away with it.
1900 - Get caught.
2000 - Insist that they bang me away right away for Life. Tell them I am incredibly dangerous, so they'd better give me my whole 30 years-worth of food at once.
2100-2300 - Take a bite out of every single item of food in the cell.
0000 - Die. Piss off entire nation by wasting so much of their money by wasting all that food...
That's a full werkin' day, lad, and DORN'T YOU FERGET IT!
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