Forgive me for double-posting, but this thread went terribly quiet recently, and I now aim to fix that somewhat.
I present to you: the story of Exodus.
With the exception of frame 2, the narration is the work of Splat (it is the story found in the Church of the Golden Apple). I also rectified my mistake in the last comic: DH is using Subject Delta from Bioshock 2 as his skin, not Isaac Clarke from Dead Space.