At first, I believed in a god. Then
my grandma deepthroated me with all her religious things: prayers, crucifix, church, new testament.... then I
threw up, all my beliefs and my breakfast down the toilet and became an Atheist.
Thanks to her ^^.
(a long time ago, I prayed to meet sexy girls... I'm 20 now and still virgin T_T)
I removed the stupid part (and kinda expected a "Cool story, bro" ;P)....