Oh, megle...
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Stranger: hi
You: howdy
Stranger: how are you?
You: pretty good. you?
Stranger: good 
Stranger: boy or girl?
You: boy
Stranger: what you are looking for?
Stranger: girl or boy?
You: I'm not looking for anything but a nice chat 
You: of course, people do become friends and that's fine
Stranger: lol yeah
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Aw. Then, two seconds later...
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Stranger: do you love twilight?
You: erm, no
Stranger: why? 
You: its just not my sort thing.
You: that said, they are pretty shabbily made, from a technical perspective
You: but the story's fine
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I say, trying to avoid an argument with someone I met twenty seconds ago. Then, two seconds later...
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Stranger: do you love the music of twilight?
You: never listened to it. so are you one of those girls who fawns over robert pattinson or what?
Stranger: actually i am a boy
You: a boy who likes twilight
You: SHOCK HORROR
Stranger: lol i know
You: you're either very gay or very straight
Stranger: actually i am straight
You: and confident enough to enjoy a movie for teenage girls
You: takes some balls, man
Stranger: i dont think that it just for girl
You: it is pretty blatantly aimed at girls.
Stranger: i think that it is a nice movie and books
You: never read the books, so couldn't comment
You: but anything that gets kids reading is fine
Stranger: the books better than movies
You: that's usually the case.
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I say, trying to get away from the subject.
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Stranger: how old are you?
You: ... why?
Stranger: you are talk like big man
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i am 16
You: really?
Stranger: yeah
You: me too.
Stranger: cool 
You: Hopefully you're not some old guy in his pants.
Stranger: lol
You: Oh wait, 'pants' means trousers in america
You: Out of his pants then
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And the conversation reaches back onto more comfortable territory.
*Tumbleweed*
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Stranger: umm
You: awkward
Stranger: what will we talk about now?
You: Hmm, what do 16-year-olds like...
You: Boobs!
You: Let's talk about boobs!
Stranger: oh yeah!
You: I like boobs!
You: Do you like boobs?
Stranger: i like too!
You: Wow! We have so much in common!
Stranger: i really want to take my dick to some girls boobs!
You: Amen to that!
Stranger: i want to fuck some girl so hard that she wont remember any kind of boy who fucked her before!
You: ... That kind of eagerness heavily suggests a virgin.
Stranger: lol
You: I'm right, of course...
Stranger: yeah
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Silence for about half a minute.
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Stranger: so did you fuck some girl?
You: I'm sitting at home using Omegle, what the hell do you think?
Stranger: lol you are masturbating?
You: I put some pants on before you started talking if it helps.
Stranger: lol
You: lol
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And then the server broke.