Mmm, Christmas the only thing that stops me from crawling into depression every winter. Fuck the snow though. Fuck it up the bum. Oh ant it'd be better this year only my sixth form is being a little whiny bitch and is making us stay for an extra three days. Therefore rather than meet up with my mate for a third day before she goes back to the USA for good, I'm stuck in school learning about how Russia fucked themselves up the bum with Lenin, how the English language fucked itself up the bum by stealing other languages shit, and how the British economy got fucked up the bum by pretty much anyone with more than £3 to their name.
Fuck. But I do like Christmas.
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Oh yeah, fair point. Maybe he was just tortured until he lost consciousness.
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