
12-10-2011, 06:42 AM
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Sgt. Sideburns
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: Mar 2009
: :noiƚɒɔo⅃
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Rep Power: 32
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Can't you give me a short explanation?
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- Devs start work on Project Zomboid.
- Devs instantly realise that they'll have to do this full-time i.e. give up their jobs.
- Devs search for ways of getting income for an unfinished game, decide on pre-orders with included beta access.
- Devs set up PayPal scheme to collect funds.
- Everything goes swimmingly, pre-orders flood in and development continues.
- A FEW MONTHS LATER. Devs are contacted by PayPal for violation of PP Terms of Service.
- Part of the PP small print is that everything you sell has to actually exist. From PayPal's point of view, they're selling a game-shaped hole and a promise that it will be filled later.
- In PayPal's defense, they're being fairly reasonable - If one of the devs goes out and gets hit by a bus, development stops, and they'll be liable to give all the customers refunds.
- An ultimatum of about a week is given. Fix the problem or your account will be shut down.
- The game is nowhere near finished, releasing it in this state is not an option. Devs lament.
- Ingenious solution: Sell something instead of Project Zomboid. Go public with the problem and explain the change.
- Spend about 2 hours making what critics are hailing as 'The Worst Game Ever Made'. A Rock-Paper-Scissors simulator. "SELECT YOUR MOVE: ROCK. COMPUTER PLAYS: PAPER. YOU LOSE."
- Edit the PayPal transaction page, sell Worst Game Ever Made for $20 apiece. Small print reads "Comes with free beta access and preorder for our next game, Project Zomboid."
- Gain masses of publicity recounting this story to every PC gaming media channel in the land.
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