My least fave 'controller' is the Game Boy Color... my hands are much closer together than they'd be with a console controller and I get RSI really easily.
And I'm
sure Sony stole 'Do not underestimate the power of PlayStation' from Red Bull. I can remember some ancient Red Bull ads, which I'm pretty sure were from before 1995, saying 'do not underestimate the power of a Red Bull'.
Hmm, some totally new controller features... How about
:
- Controllers that bounce so they don't get damaged when you drop them (I've lost two Dual Shocks and a Dual Shock 2 this way!).
- A gel-filled instead of rigid plastic shell that moulds itself to your hand contours.
- A warning light when you've been playing for over 3 hours.
- An automatic cable-retract so that you don't have to waste 40 seconds winding the cable round the controller so that it doesn't dangle over the table and trip Doris up, causing the controller to come crashing to the floor...
- A voice that says 'you suck!' when you keep coming in 7th in WipEout Fusion.
- Vanilla-scented thumbsticks that taste nice when you chew them in frustration.