INTELLECTUAL HUMOUR!
Q: What did one photon say to the other photon?
A: I'm sick and tired of your interference.
Helium walks into a bar. "We don't serve noble gases in here" goes the bar keeper. Helium didn't react.
Some scientists want to cool my body down to -273.15 degrees Celsius. My wife thinks it'll kill me, but I think I'll be 0k.
Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg turns to the other two and says, "Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure out if it's funny or not?" Gödel replies, "We can't know that because we're inside the joke." Chomsky says, "Of course it's funny. You're just telling it wrong."
WHOO!
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Oh yeah, fair point. Maybe he was just tortured until he lost consciousness.
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