It's for preschoolers, guys. Say what you will about anime, Adventure Time, and Pokeydams, but MLP is literally for 4 year old girls. I didn't even realize this until recently, when I noticed it was on Treehouse TV (baby channel) and not YTV (Canada's Nickelodeon) or Teletoon (CN). It's literally for teaching super-little kids the basic tenements of society. This obession is one of the saddest moments in human history, and you are all worse people for it each and every time you acknowledge taking part. You make dead mothers weep and Hitler's skeleton shake with otherworldly laughter at your folly. There are so many better ways of wasting your time. Stop being disappointments. Stop caring about ponies. Join me, brothers, and just find something else already.
I watched Summer Wars again recently because it's still amazing. Gonna remind everyone to buy it...now. Buy it.