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11-14-2011, 08:05 AM
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Why do so many jokes have a punchline that involves a husband rejoicing his wife's death?
It's gotten so bad that Irish wives have started swearing vengance on their husbands from beyond the grave, promising that after they die they'll claw their way out of their coffin and up through the earth until they reach the surface, when they will not rest until they've torn the chuckling vocal chords from their widower's throat...

Luckily Irishmen bury their wives face down so they don't have to look at the bruises.

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