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An Irishman and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem when the wife died suddenly.
The undertaker said it will cost £5,000 to ship her home or £50 to bury her here. The husband said ship her home.
The undertaker said, "But, sir, why don't you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money?"
The husband said, "Listen here pal, a long, long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead: Shes fuckin' goin' home!"
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Why do so many jokes have a punchline that involves a husband rejoicing his wife's death?