I didn't. Someone tell me the punchline.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fun gi.
What's the difference between an elephant and a boiled sweet?
Clearly you've never tried sucking an elephant.
Why is Heath Ledger like a Heath Ledger joke?
Neither of them get old.
What should you do if you swallow your pen?
Use a pencil.
To give yourself a cricothyrotomy.
Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff.
*Ba-Dum Tsch*
I can't be arsed to tell the Brick joke. Someone else do the first half.
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