I was feeling horny so I rang up a girl I know for a bit of phone sex. As she answered I said, "Tell me you're not wearing any knickers..."
"I actually am not wearing any knickers." she replied.
"Mmm yeah, tell me what you're doing?" I asked.
"Just having a shit."
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its a sex injury: im missing my left ear. dont ask.
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