And I thought
I was obsessed with my PS2!
From METRO:
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Dan Holmes is the ultimate PlayStation 2 fan. he plays it for 4 hours a day, takes it on holiday and has spent £7000 on games. Now he has made the ultimate commitment to his console - he has changed his name by deed poll to, you guessed it, PlayStation 2.
The 29-year-old bachelor (what a surprise - Middlesboogie) said:
'Most blokes say the love of their life is a girlfriend or wife but I don't have one, so mine is PlayStation.
'Everyone ribs me about it, so it seemed natural to change my name. I am totally serious - I have even told my doctor.'
Mr. PlayStation 2, of Banbury Oxfordshire, says he has notched up 1500 hours on the joypad since love blossomed in November 2000.
He added: 'I joked about marrying a PlayStation and asked a few vicars if they would do the service. they didn't seem keen.'
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What a sad tit! Death is too good for this guy.
If he did marry it, wouldn't that make his 'wife' PlayStation 2 PlayStation 2?