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You can't have coffee and biscuits! You're are a culture criminal!
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I don't usually have biscuits, they go straight to my thighs. I KID. I don't have biscuits with coffee cause it's weird.
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An Englishman who doesn't drink tea!?
That's like an Irishman who doesn't drink alcohol.
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I'm secretly not English. Tea just tastes of... filthy water to me.