My cousin visited with her boy-friend. I offered to get some lager in, but she told me not to bother, because he was bringing some. That would seem like a good deal. I pay nothing and still get something to drink.
Ladies and gentlemen, there's a catch - he brought Budweiser. I'd like to say I don't like the taste, but it doesn't fucking taste of anything. It just has a mild hint of slightly contaminated water. It's the same empty sensation you get from sucking on an ice-cube.
We did eat cheese, so that was adequate compensation.
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