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So uh, yeah.
Yesterday was very....interesting 
In a nutshell,
We fooled around in the shower (shits and giggles)
then on the couch (more shits and giggles)
then had sex for an hour,
got booted out of the house last night and had sex in the car,
almost had a threesome,
went to a sex shop and bought a vibrator for my girlfriend,
my nympho friend nearly bought a 10 pound dildo,
and I walked through Walmart with a box of Condoms on my head.
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Why would you buy a vibrator for your girlfriend
after having sex for an hour? Why would she need a vibrator if you were able to keep it up for an hour?