[Chip The 3rd]

Okay, here's how it went down.

JACKASS: *Cuts in line*
ME: *Slig "BS" Sound*
JACKASS: What?
ME: *Slig "S'Mo BS" Sound*
JACKASS: O...Kay... *Backs off*
ME: *Smugly gets back into rightful place in queue*

And another...

ME: *Walking along minding my own business when some guys shove past me* Hey!
BASTARDS: *Continue walking*
ME: Hey, are you deaf or what!?
BASTARDS: *Continue walking*
ME: *Raised voice* COMMERE, ALL A YA!!!
BASTARDS: *Run for their freaking lives*

Funny old thing, addiction, isn't it?