What irritates me so very much is having those cunts walking outside handing out leaflets saying that I'm going to go to hell if I don't change my ways. I just ball them up in my hand, whilst they're watching and toss it aside (I pick it up and bin it afterwards though.)
The worst kind of preachers are the kind that knock on your door and try to invite themselves into the house to talk about Jesus. Seriously, as much as I hate them, everyone has to try this; When they come a-knocking, tell them you're Luciferian. The look on their face is just priceless.
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"I'm staunchly atheist, I simply don’t believe in God. But I'm still Catholic, of course. Catholicism has a much broader reach than just the religion. I'm technically Catholic, it's the box you have to tick on the census form: 'Don't believe in God, but I do still hate Rangers..'"
Last edited by Ridg3; 08-22-2011 at 01:51 PM..
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