[Bullet Magnet]

Also, when you get cacked by a scrab or paramite and they start to eat your fresh carcass, amp up the gore. Connect the animations. Have the scrab pulling out abe's intestines only to have them snap back like elastic bands. Have paramites scrape all the meat off abe's face and plucking out his eyeballs with their fingers like cocktail olives.

You are joking, right?

And unless JAW hire a full-time writer only for the incidental dialogue, it's going to start repeating incredibly quickly, which immediately breaks the atmosphere and destroys suspension of disbelief.

I'll do it.