[Sal the Mudokon]

I should be a spoil moderator.

I don't have any good reasons.

Sorry for my lack of good reasons.

If you don't like me apologizing, sorry.

I mean, umm, no, I'm not sorry.

Unless you find that last part consieded.

Even though it's not... damn it.

I'm sorry for saying "damn it", if you don't like naughty words.

But that would be wierd, because there is a lot of naughty words in the oddworld series.

If I were a moderator for the spoiler forums, I would know if the new games had any naughty words.

Or something like that.

Yeah.

I think.

Bye.

For now.

I guess.

Or the fastfood ghetto homeowners known as the Aqua Teen Hunger Force will be attacked by Lord Old Guy's rainbow machine which was stolen by an evil leprechaun and his transvetite buddy and a half-korean midget from Boston with a belt around his head.

Sorry, but that got a bit out of hand.

My bad.

Good bye.

I really mean it this time.

Ha!

Gotcha!

Just kidding.

I'll really go now.

If you don't want to keep reading this.

But if you are... than you obviously have no reason to live...

Other than nominating me to be a moderator...

Damn it.