Heat is a foreign concept to us British folk. As soon as it hits 14 degrees Celsius the fucking sunglasses and barbecues are out and all the fat cunts don an apron with no shirt.
In a nutshell, of course.
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"I'm staunchly atheist, I simply don’t believe in God. But I'm still Catholic, of course. Catholicism has a much broader reach than just the religion. I'm technically Catholic, it's the box you have to tick on the census form: 'Don't believe in God, but I do still hate Rangers..'"
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