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Those evil fatties.
http://conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_obesity
http://conservapedia.com/Homosexuality_and_obesity
http://conservapedia.com/Lesbianism_and_obesity

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH MY GOD NO WAY.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AND THEY'RE ATTEMPTING TO BE SCIENTIFIC ABOUT IT

OH THAT IS JUST ADORABLE

EDIT: Also their definition of a native American is quite unique.
http://conservapedia.com/Native_Americans

Now that just pisses me the hell off.