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Wouldn't it have made more sense to just....stay still.
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Yeash, but it was lagging while I was mid-air. There was no time for corrections. On ther bright side though, I found lots more today.
Nother story. So I come out of my house on top of this big overhang and start heading down the canyon. I was heading to my makeshift dock to go fishing for squid, when I see a creeper. It was standing on one of the indents in the canyon walls, looking at me. Not jumping towards me, not chasing me, not hissing, just looking at me. I got closer and closer, and still it did nothing.
My mind went to "charlie the gentle creeper", and i thought that I had encountered a rare gentle creeper. My heart soared, and I eagerly lept down the rocks to join him on his ledge. Making sure to put a square between us, I ate my bread in silence, observing the canyonside like my companion. I looked at my creeper endearingly, and he turned to me, meeting my eyes...
and exploded.