When will people learn the two unbreakable laws of t.v. and t.v. advertising!!The first one is no NEW GODDAMN BABIES! The fastest way to flush a show down the toilet is to add a baby. And the second, more relevant one is this. If the mascot isn't cool enough that you wouldn't mind hanging with him or her for a day, it isn't a good mascot. The kool aid guy, Frankie and Louie chameleon, Joe Camel, etc. Now, I'm not sure about you, but ronald reminds me of a sick cross between a demented killer klown ala Gacy, and my kindly but tuff as nails grandpa. I wouldn't like hangin' with someone who appears to be majorly unbalanced, and I most definately would not enjoy being buddy buddy around with my newly demented grandpops in quite possibly the most ridiculous setup of clothes ever imagined! Who the hell thought of Ronnie McD and motley gang of ****ed up burglers and imbelciles(you know, the burger snatcher, grimace, that ugly as sin's behind duck) should be forced to watch every piece of pro mickey d propaganda until he is mentally broken. Or at least a big fine and a little jail time
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