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Drunken sex is annoying. It takes ages to fucking come.
After fifteen minutes, it's not even sex to me. It's just a mad rush to finish, I've made a mental note to never tense my legs again. I took a cramp at the back of my leg during and had to stop, crying like a babe.
After nearly ten minutes it stopped. Bored, I played the Xbox.
She was not amused.
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I have a mental image of a writhing duvet with a white cable coming out of the side.
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You don't understand the fun of having two willing girls crawling over you?
You sir, are either gay or a virgin. But more than likely both.
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Christian.
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Hygiene downstairs... are you bothered about cleaning yourself, or making sure your partner is cleaned?
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I clean my genitals, yes. It'd be hard not to since I clean the rest of my body.
I also give it all a trim once in a while with scissors. I'm too much of a wuss to put a razor near that delicate area.