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Drunken sex is annoying. It takes ages to fucking come.
After fifteen minutes, it's not even sex to me. It's just a mad rush to finish, I've made a mental note to never tense my legs again. I took a cramp at the back of my leg during and had to stop, crying like a babe.
After nearly ten minutes it stopped. Bored, I played the Xbox.
She was not amused.
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LOL, excellent. It unnerves my girlfriend when she thinks she hasn't done well enough when as soon as it's over, I play some PS3.
Any other men ever find they become extremely easily distracted just after finishing sex?