Drunken sex is annoying. It takes ages to fucking come.
After fifteen minutes, it's not even sex to me. It's just a mad rush to finish, I've made a mental note to never tense my legs again. I took a cramp at the back of my leg during and had to stop, crying like a babe.
After nearly ten minutes it stopped. Bored, I played the Xbox.
She was not amused.
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its a sex injury: im missing my left ear. dont ask.
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