Until you're just trying to fill up the water bottle because you know it's thirsty and it's your turn to do it and it's the class pet and oh hey look Boofster is coming up to say hi how cute oh no HE'S FUCKING BITING ME AND WON'T LET GO OH GOD NO IT FUCKING HURTS
Happened to me and four other kids with our class pet, Boofster the hamster in fourth grade. Figured he was just an asshole. Elvis dated a girl in high school with hamsters. They attacked him for no reason.
I have all sorts of "Hamsters are horrible, just step on them" stories. And by all sorts, I mean several. Anyway, I hate them.
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