Well, I took DarkHoodness' (I think) advice and bumped uglies without a condom, all I can say is that I hate those fucking slippy willy socks, now. Oh, so does she, but still even though we hate them so there's always that last minute rush for the 'dom.
He was right, using a condom is like putting cling-film around your tongue before eating a tasty meal.
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