Ha ha, time for some rivalry sligface202
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I was working late one night...
And thats when they came...
With machineguns and rockets....
now thats shame...
They told me i was lunch...
They told me i was brunch...
Whatever they told me...
They told me a bunch...
They said i was tasty...
How could they know?
They said it quite hastly...
Then I took a blow...
I woke up in a yard...
Surounded by fence...
They wouldent let me out...
Not even for a pence...
Then came saint nick...
And said yo ho ho...
He oferd a lift...
And i said: "lets go!"
After three feet of flying...
The shoot us untill...
We started crying...
And pore old nick... almost was diyng
They catched me again...
Gave me a hen...
Told me to eat...
But i went to sleep...
Then they took out the saw...
And cuted me raw...
I dont remember anything at all...
SENCE IM DEAD