[Phylum]

Bullies are fucking tough to deal with. I've never been bullied. I'm too likeable. Seriously.

I don't actually know anyone that's a serious bully at my school. The only kids that try to bully other kids are annoying little shits that get their faces smashed in or, in one memorable instance, placed in a cage protecting a young tree that he was incapable of getting out of.

My school's a laughing stock for lacking regular fights and bullies.

All I can say is that you need to do something. Also, be careful you don't get an infected leg. That would be bad.