The only reason it even escalated was the fact that I vaguely knew one of the girls they were being so disgusting towards, and got involved. The ladies took that as an opportunity to step away and go get some beer, and the guy informed me that "It's no big deal, they're just bitches. All women are bitches. That bitch you're sitting next to, she's a BITCH.". The 'bitch' I was sitting next to happened to be Dorian. I don't give a fuck who you are or what the situation is, you need to be nice to my wife.
Elvis loves Dorian as much as I do, albeit in a platonic sense, so we were happy to educate these tools in the ways of chivalry and manners.
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