
05-25-2011, 08:03 PM
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Beautiful Bastard
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: Dec 2007
: Stafford
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Rep Power: 33
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The Wild Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Joe strode along the path, making for Sweaty Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Maddening Dock, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Ass.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his beastial rapture just in time to face the numbing woman who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The woman struck roughly, and Joe barely raised his rapture to meet the attack. They fought long and angrily until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Joe found himself forced to one knee, the woman's rapture pressed to his huge pussy. "I am Brian of Sweaty Castle," she said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Maddening Dock. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you at the edge."
But Joe had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his rapture with a twist, overpowered Brian and pinned her to the ground. "What say you now?" Joe said, looking down upon her.
Brian's leg shimmered Like the rays of the sun at the beginning of time. "I have underestimated you, Joe. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Joe's desire was enflamed. His pussy throbbed and all his thoughts were to thrust Brian like a lion. Joe caressed Brian's hot leg and she responded. They came together languidly, and their joining was as tasty as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet universe!" Joe groaned and climaxed Brian as powerfully as he could.
"Ouch!" she yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Joe said. "That's where I put the Maddening Dock for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed condescendingly on the grass, forgetful of all but their sweet love. "We will stay together forever," Brian said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Ass never got the Maddening Dock and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
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