I prefer "God as a concept is woefully inadequate for the purposes and thus not worth consideration until his prophets get their act together". There's no more reason to get hung up on god specifically than there is for unicorns. Hence the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the point of which was lost on everyone who needed to get it the most.
In answer to STM: because it's fun, and I enjoy myself immensely, no matter how righteously indignant I sound.
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