[Mac Sirloin]

I cannot stress how much of an insignificant fucking difference it is.

I let a friend of mine borrow my copy of Portal 2 a week or so ago. Big mistake. He's a little weenie who can't play for more than 20 minutes at a time without getting headaches, so it's taking him for fucking EVER to beat it. I've also never seen anyone quite as slow at Portal puzzles than him. I mean, it is NOT THAT HARD to understand that the little bouncy panels do. Jesus.

I really want him to complete it (it took me less than a week, and then about two days to play through it all again) so I can play it again, to the point where I've bitten the bullet and am going through both the Orange Box version of Portal and still Alive to get all the achievements. That's being a fan. Not little baby stories concocted while driving a little baby car around St. Babysburg.