He he he... couldn't resist. Here we go!
- Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it!
- Vacation Special: have your home exterminated
- For sale - Eight puppies from a german shepherd and an alaskan HUSSY
- Now is your chance to have your ears peirced and get a second pair free.
- Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operaters in a factory.
- Stock up and save. Limit one.
- Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!
- Auto repair service. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
- Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue cross and salary.
- Lost: small apricot poodle. Neutered. Like one of the family.
- Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
- We do not tear your clothing with machinery, we do it carefully by hand.
- Used cars. Why go anywhere else and be cheated? Come here first.
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- Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.