[Mac Sirloin]

Oh god, dickstick. I don't care. I really, truly, genuinely and completely do not care what you have to say. I said you lost some of my respect for making a conspiribaby theory based on the silly treat at the end of a game (why care if someone respects you on this godforsaken forum anyway?). What crawled up your butt to ignite this unbelievably insipid little argument? I didn't even say it to be inflammatory, I was literally just saying, and look at this temper tantrum. No one else is throwing a hissy fit, because they saw I didn't really mean offense and was just dicking around. You're being a big crybaby because I thought your idea was stupid (I still do). Seriously, get a thicker skin. It's not that big a deal. Not to warrant the tsunami of words you're barfing all over the page. I don't like your fanfiction, kiddo, stop crying.

Oh, but of course I have to comment on what is probably the saddest attempt at paraphrasing in history. I don't rightly recall calling anyone a 'Faggot Nerd', but I think "pissy brat with an inferiority complex who, by his own demeanor, deserves to be spoken to like someone half his age" is someone projecting. I mean, I definitely don't post youtube poop and start fights because someone doesn't like my fanfic ideas. I barely even post anymore, you sweaty hotdog inhaler. I'm aware I used to post all kinds of needless, argumentative hogshit, but this wasn't that. This was you being an overreactive little child because I think overthinking the end of a video game is a waste of time, giving me the opportunity to return you to your well-deserved title of 'immense fucking loser'. Absolutely nothing else. It's not even like I mind you in general, but what the fuck? No one should care so much about what other people think of their (BAD) ideas.

Oh, and everyone else who had an idea about the end of Portal 2 having a double meaning is absolved of any pissiness I could direct at them, as dipstikk was kind enough to come forward and reveal that the giant millipeepee that crawled up his butt and whispered fanfic ideas into his brain is much more resolute in pointlessly defending them and misinterpreting up my well-deserved criticism than any of you could hope to be.

Come on dipstikk, post more crying and pointless, reflexive accusations. I love this kind of shit.