[Mac Sirloin]

You're still writing big walls of text to draw connections that don't need to be drawn. I don't even care that much, I just hate it when people take the fun out of something by shitting their needless drivel out to seem like BIG BIG FANS.

You know what, kiddo? I like Valve too. I like them a whole bunch, and I recognize them as one of the better storyline-producing game devleopers out there, but don't give me some awful lecture about how I'm completely in the wrong for getting annoyed at even more pointless, speculative bullshit. You want to give the guns inexplicably singing a song some tiring, drawn-out plot idea you stitched together? Fine, but don't expect me not to have a big guffaw at your expense when you do. Thank you for sullying something I like by overthinking it, you big blubbering vagina. You may now resume having your nerdy conspiracy theory exchange at your leisure.

Oh, and thank you so much for explaining overshadowing to me, you patronizing fucking loser. Good job.