Oh god, that was hilarious. Bravo
EDIT: This post lacks content. So I'll comment on a few other things.
Why is it that so many girls seem to like this 'rape fantasy' thing? Every one I ask, and every girl I've ever gotten with (including current girlfriend) has a similar thing for being dominated. Do not understand, please explain.
Also, ask me anything, I'm pretty liberal so I'll most certainly answer.