This may not be the proper forum for this, but what the hell.
This guy's walking down the street and he sees a little girl playing with her dog. She's sitting in a red wagon, being pulled by the dog, wearing a fireman's helmet and holding a bucket. That's then the man notices that the rope pulling the wagon is tied around the dog's balls.
The man walks up to the wagon and says "Excuse me, but I think the dog would pull you much faster if the rope were tied arounf his neck."
The girl says "Yeah, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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