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I wasn't bothered shaving over the last 2 weeks because I was unwell. My dad sounded proud when he said that it had reached the point of being a beard.

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Braces? When did that happen?
I say it's a beard when you can see more hair than skin. I might have to start shaving properly (as opposed to cheap supermarket disposable razor and a couple of minutes) soon. I've got a ball coming up and I want to look respectable.
*Sigh* Farewell, pubestache, my friend.