Three guys are in a boat fishing in the heart of the jungle. It's getting alittle slow so one of 'em says" You guys ever hear of the fu bird? If it shits on you you can't whipe the dookey off yah for 13 days, etherwise you turn to stone for 13 days. They are orange and red with white polka dots, and if you dare one to dump on you he most certainly will" One doesn't believe it so he says bring it on fu bird. the bird does the dirty deed and the man whipes it off and turns to stone. One is in disbelief and the other just smiles and says"I guess that goes to show yah, if the fu shits, wear it!"
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