1. If a Towahawker hit you on the head with his hammer stick thingy and said that he shall grant you three wishes, what shall they be?
I want to be able to breakdance, DJ and skateboard.
2. what instrument would you play if you were part of the punk rock mudokon band? What would you wear?
I'd play an electric guitar and wear lotsof metal spikes and black leather.
3. What expalantion would you give, if bigface caught you taking off his mask?
I'm a dermatologist and beautician, do you want me to give you one of those funky newly-in-fashion surgery-free facelifts free of charge?
4. What power would you have? How would it help you in oddworld? Would it be useful?
I'd have the ability to run extremely fast. It would come in VERY handy for the next question.
5. What would you do, if Maggie called you a fat slut and you know she's fat and ugly!? LOL
I'd say, 'Well, at least I can check out of fat club. You can't check out of twat club!'
6. What would you think, If a mudokon or a slig who was smoking all over the food, was your lunch lady?
Not buy the food (I take in a packed lunch anyway)
7. what would you do if an oddworld creature had a crush on you? Who would it be?
If it was a Wildlife creature, I'd be deeply worried. If it was a Glukk, I'd get used to the good life!
8. What would you do, If you were a mudokon, enslaved by the glukkons? would he catch you? would you exscape?
Probably not; I'm not wily enough to escape. (last time I tried to escape from something was sneaking out of DT 5 minutes early. I got caught! If I can't even sneak out of a lesson, I certainly couldn't escape a Cartel factory)
9. Your sleeping, it's 3 am in the morning and Elum wants you to take him for a walk. Whta would you do?
Have four or five coffees and do it. Nothing like a night-time walk.
10. What would you do, if the slig wearing the silky hot sexy see through robe on your bed, refuses to move out?
Carry on sleeping.
11. What would you do, If Abe ask you to stay after school so he can beat you up?
Proclaim 'best of three, good sir?'
I'll try and think of some.
Survey 3
1) You are granted an audience with the Almighty Raisin, but can only ask one question. What do you ask?
2) You try to infiltrate a Cartelian factory, but are stopped by a Slig guard. What do you give him as a bribe or say as a bluff?
3) If you had to live on Oddworld forever, and could only take three things from Earth with you, what would they be?
4) If you could change one thing on Oddworld, what would it be?
5) Say something funny about your favourite creature/character.