Well, I had a fantastic and confusing night of drinking and wandering about with some friends earlier. I'm about to snag some fast food (3:00AM) with my best bud Jordan. You all remember Jordan, he helped me fake my ree-dick death last Summer. I'll be back later still to cumplement (deliberate as fuck) you all after cramming my glamorous gullet with some McDoubles. Happy My Birthday, everyone, and have a steak on me! (But not really because I'm poor).
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I see you jockin' me.
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